hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
we need 2 be nicer
dont scroll past this without thinkin bout what i said for bout a minute
u need 2 be nicer u specifically need 2 be nicer
if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again