nagei:

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things 

i just lost a follower

it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

arcticmermaidempress:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

GENIUS 

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

rapewhistled:

we need 2 be nicer

dont scroll past this without thinkin bout what i said for bout a minute

u need 2 be nicer u specifically need 2 be nicer

why not

sometimelow:

if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god

crackerhell:

angelicpity:

My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again

misandry life